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A Free Grammar Lesson!

I haven’t been posting enough, I know. Being at school for eight hours a day is killing my legendary sense of humor, and continuing to speak English is starting to confuse me anyway. I had actually planned to spend the day today taking pictures of Antibes and Juan-les-Pins, but it’s cloudy for the [...]

La Vie Francaise

I have to say, I absolutely love living on the French Riviera; I mean, how could you not enjoy living in a place where it’s socially acceptable to drink at 8:00 am? (For those who are curious, I’m taking French lessons for seven more weeks here) This region is populated by people who [...]

Don’t Tell The Toaster, But…

I need to keep this brief; the toaster has been giving me the evil eye all day, and I think that’s because it knows that I’m about to talk about feelings. I’ve known something was wrong ever since it burned my toast, even though I had it set to two (out of ten), and [...]

Tuscany Calling

I’m going to start off by saying that you won’t get much in the way of humor, here… I’m so mentally exhausted from paring down the source to the 200 or so pictures you’ll see here that I just don’t have it in me to live up to your usual expectation of awesomeness today. [...]

Flying Like Richard Grieco

So often, fear of flying is used as a metaphor, wherein someone describes being afraid to achieve the greatest heights of excellence for whatever silly reason. Regular readers will be familiar with my total awesomeness and know that I have no such metaphorical fears; in the literal sense, however, flying scares the everloving [...]

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