Chez Les Poulets

Ce matin j’ai debroussaillé chez les poulets!
I know that sounds incredibly sexy if you read it out loud (assuming you can read French correctly) but it’s really not, I assure you. If you spoke français, you would understand that what it means is that I spent the morning with a scythe and some hedge [...]

Yes, I Suck, But I’m Still Alive

I disappeared, and it had nothing to do with machines. Actually, a lot has happened since the last time I posted; I have some things to update you on, so this will be a factual, non-sarcastic post. I’ll deliver something more in line with what you’re used to within a couple of days.

Mandy [...]