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Gorillas In The Mist

One of the coolest things to do in Budapest is visit the Turkish baths. This may not make a lot of sense, but what we now call Hungary was under Ottoman occupation for quite awhile, and the conquering Turks took notice of the 123 natural hot springs upon which the city is built. [...]

Budapest, Ninjastyle

Budapest is totally awesome, but also totally cold. I did the walking tour of the city yesterday, and I have literally tons of pictures, which says a lot because data doesn’t weigh anything. I’ve uploaded all of them, but I have to apologize in advance if they’re blurry or off-center. It was [...]

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    I'm a homeless, unemployed, 29-year-old American expat who always secretly wanted to be a ninja; I wander the earth helping the oppressed and teaching valuable lessons, while avoiding the bounty hunters who are always just a step behind.
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