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I’m An Excellent Driver

Despite not having driven a vehicle of any sort since July (and even that was on the left, in Malaysia), last Thursday I managed to pull off the relative* insanity of Athenian morning rush hour and the speeds of the Peleponnesian highways with zero trouble at all. My parents and I spent about two [...]

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    I'm a homeless, unemployed, 29-year-old American expat who always secretly wanted to be a ninja; I wander the earth helping the oppressed and teaching valuable lessons, while avoiding the bounty hunters who are always just a step behind.
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