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The Best PSA Ever?

I know we’re all thinking it, so let me be the first to say, “What the FUCK?” I noticed this in the window of a poetry café in Toulouse last week, and felt it was worth sharing. I apologize for that, of course. At first I thought this was an absolutely terrible [...]

Tuscany Calling

I’m going to start off by saying that you won’t get much in the way of humor, here… I’m so mentally exhausted from paring down the source to the 200 or so pictures you’ll see here that I just don’t have it in me to live up to your usual expectation of awesomeness today. [...]

Budapest, Ninjastyle

Budapest is totally awesome, but also totally cold. I did the walking tour of the city yesterday, and I have literally tons of pictures, which says a lot because data doesn’t weigh anything. I’ve uploaded all of them, but I have to apologize in advance if they’re blurry or off-center. It was [...]

Belgrade Photos

I haven’t done too much sightseeing in Belgrade, unfortunately, because it’s been too cold and I’m just not prepared for it. After spending seven months in the 95 degree heat of Southeast Asia, my body starts shivering when it gets below 70. I’ve been able to get out some, though, and so I [...]

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